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glossary

Copium

A fictional substance people are said to be consuming when they engage in extreme denial or rationalization after a loss or embarrassment. Copium is the imaginary drug that helps you cope with reality not going your way.

The stock is down 40% and holders are posting about 'diamond hands.' Maximum copium.